My skin and I are fighting again. What else is new.
Skin: ha ha! Another zit! and another! and a wierd reddish area! ha ha ha ha! You'll never stop me!
Me: give me a break. Please. Really, it's about time, isn't it?
Skin: Maybe if you took a little better care of me I'd be a little friendlier.
Me: Look, you're not a teenager, I shouldn't have coddle you any more with so many creams and potions. Can't you just be normal?!*
Skin: Never!!!!!
*Foolishly using the exact line my parents gave me as a teenager which, if anything, made things worse. I never learn.
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